“What is about the wrong kind of man?” “Its the car, Ma’am. Chicks love the car!”

“This is not what I want. I haven’t traveled all those 8000 miles for a compromise!” “Life is a set of compromises. Deal with it! There is no way you can give up this job” “But why did I come here? What about the want? What about her?” “Oh that.. Grow up jackass. Besides, with[…]

This is how my name looks when written in Chinese script. Apparently, even if it doesn’t really say ‘Dushyant’ I would never ever know. Though I would like to believe that it does. When in line for getting this done, people ahead had a tough time getting their name understood by the guy who was[…]

I have two visa’s on my Passport now. One issued by the United states of America and the other by the Great Germans. Both times, the first visa issued had an printing error on it. The Americans thought i was born in the year 1932 and looked understandably eighty years old. The Germans put the[…]

Does any body wanna play my guitar?

Blue-eyed boy meets a brown-eyed girl Oh oh oh, the sweetest thing You can sew it up but you still see the tear Oh oh oh, the sweetest thing Baby’s got blue skies up ahead And in this I’m a rain cloud Ours is a stormy kind of love Oh oh oh, the sweetest thing[…]