I saw this on Late Night TV and could not stop laughing. Things like these make countless hours of useless TV broadcasting (and viewing) worth it!
Q: “How many surrealist’s does it take to screw in a light bulb?”
A: “A Fish”
Indeed, Surreal but true!
How many Indian men does it take to screw on a light bulb?
None. Their wife does it.
Ooops a daisies!!:D
How many screws are needed to screw a screw ?
A. Screw it !
you cannot be that busy man. When was the last time you wrote about something?
Sorry Dude..weekday blues! Will comply soon..
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U said u’d comply soon!! And u said that on 05th..10 days ago…yea okay u got one hell of a job…but come’on ya!I mean if this is the only medium u are choosing to keep in touch…then..well..
– PN